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For-Chan Cookie ([personal profile] forchancookie) wrote2007-06-22 05:26 am
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An Open Letter to the Birds!

Dear Birds,

My window ledge is not a good place for you to perch and hang out. Nor is it an ideal location for a nest. Yes, I realize that having the air conditioner in the window provides quite a bit of room for you to hang out on the sill, but you really shouldn't. One of these days, I will catch you and bake you into a pie because your infernal flapping and chirping in the wee hours of the morning is immensely annoying!

No Love,
For-Chan