Stalker Meme!

[forchancookie]

I did it cause Dark did it. We stalk each other ♥

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalked again, a rant by forchancookie. yami_chan is stalking forchancookie yami_chan's REAL name : Ginger Schell yami_chan's REAL DOB : 08th July 1976 Height :179 cm Weight : 86.5 kg yami_chan has dreamt about you : 13 times yami_chan became interested in you : 08th October 2006 yami_chan's latest dream about you You are on a golfcourse with yami_chan and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter. This is how yami_chan describes your relationship behind your back 'We were destined to be together and you'll soon be tying the knot.' yami_chan's been stealing stuff from your house too. yami_chan wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of forchancookie's wristwatch They've even started modifying their body for you In a vain attempt to impress you yami_chan walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper. The Police No. calls to the police : 11 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is forchancookie, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of yami_chan is trying to knock my front door down with an axe." yami_chan's Police File yami_chan is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law. Testimonies about yami_chan ganymede51 - Car wreck of a human 'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.' ssjbento - Monarch of lard 'To be honest I think forchancookie and yami_chan deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.' kahlannightwing - Fathers goats 'How depressing. I feel sorry for forchancookie, it's kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.''