The Cookie Jar

I just changed my wallpaper and icons tonight, so I figured I should do this meme that Dae did the other day.

( Desktop Meme thingy )

6. Now minimize everything and show us your desktop.


- And finally, my new wallpaper. I had the Nyanko macaroons up, but I needed a change. So here's San-x's Berry Puppy...with Nyanko macaroon icons >_> I can't escape the nyankos!

Stolen from Kat:

If you & I woke up in jail together...using only FOUR words...what would you say to me? (If you comment, you should post this in your LJ too. Fair is fair!)

I did it cause Dark did it. We stalk each other ♥

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalked again, a rant by forchancookie. yami_chan is stalking forchancookie yami_chan's REAL name : Ginger Schell yami_chan's REAL DOB : 08th July 1976 Height :179 cm Weight : 86.5 kg yami_chan has dreamt about you : 13 times yami_chan became interested in you : 08th October 2006 yami_chan's latest dream about you You are on a golfcourse with yami_chan and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter. This is how yami_chan describes your relationship behind your back 'We were destined to be together and you'll soon be tying the knot.' yami_chan's been stealing stuff from your house too. yami_chan wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of forchancookie's wristwatch They've even started modifying their body for you In a vain attempt to impress you yami_chan walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper. The Police No. calls to the police : 11 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is forchancookie, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of yami_chan is trying to knock my front door down with an axe." yami_chan's Police File yami_chan is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law. Testimonies about yami_chan ganymede51 - Car wreck of a human 'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.' ssjbento - Monarch of lard 'To be honest I think forchancookie and yami_chan deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.' kahlannightwing - Fathers goats 'How depressing. I feel sorry for forchancookie, it's kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.''

I stole this from Bento, before she got TPed and Axed down in her prime o.o!

Halloween Meme

anneelise puts apples in your razorblades

aoikanashimi tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers

bakayaro_onna calls lennoxmacbeth to let them know the psycho killer's in the mood for chicken

ctrl_issue TPs ssjbento

goldphish_bowl haunts your pumpkin

lennoxmacbeth carves anneelise's effigy in the medium of candy

lsu_tiger_81 puts real eyeballs in your gerbils

mixe gives you a toothbrush

nilepriestess shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip

pacosama sacrifices aoikanashimi's cutlery

pixelgoddess creates an unholy monstrosity from aoikanashimi, silver_drake and anneelise

silver_drake TPs your Wings Greatest Hits

ssjbento runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by pacosama, wielding a sharpened axe

tomoe_daeva devours the entire neighbourhood's Bank Manager's lunchbox

yami_chan eats goldphish_bowl's spicy, spicy brains.

LJ Name

An interesting little meme I picked up from Bento.

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero LJ stalking horror - a report by forchancookie. yami_chan is stalking forchancookie yami_chan's REAL name : Hildreth Bennett yami_chan's REAL DOB : 23rd April 1977 Height :167 cm Weight : 58.6 kg yami_chan has dreamt about you : 3 times yami_chan became interested in you : 23rd July 2005 yami_chan's latest dream about you forchancookie is awoken by the heavy breathing of yami_chan who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen. This is how yami_chan describes your relationship behind your back 'We are still friends. I think. I hope. forchancookie told me it was her father's idea to get the restraining order, so we're cool' yami_chan's been stealing stuff from your house too. yami_chan has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you. They've even started modifying their body for you yami_chan has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it'll be a completely different matter. The Police No. calls to the police : 18 times Your Last Call to The Police "I've had enough of this. You know yami_chan, that crazed internet stalker you've been after for the last 6 months, well they've been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house." yami_chan's Police File yami_chan is a callous, heartless young woman who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors. Testimonies about yami_chan thingwraith - A spouse-beating alco 'I always suspected yami_chan was a little weird, but never THIS weird.' lsu_tiger_81 - A hardened ex-crook 'Well well, who would have thought it? yami_chan a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.' lennoxmacbeth - Pig-hustler 'Surprise Surprise, yami_chan's a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.'

Deani tagged me. Here's the rules:
1. Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged write a blog post about their own 8 random things, and
post these rules.
3. At the end of your post you need to tag 8 people.

1. I cook dogfood for my dogs. No canned food here, it's all fresh and human grade.

2. If something bites me, I MUST scratch, probably until it bleeds, then it scabs and I MUST poke at it, probably until it bleeds, I will continue to do this until it heals up, most likely leaving a nice little scar. x_x

3. I can't sit around without a bra on for too long, it just irritates me. But I'm almost always without pants XD

4. I sleep the exact opposite schedule of "normal" humans when there is no work schedule to force me to comply.

5. I frequently become obsessed with something, but only in short bursts. It usually fades after a few weeks. It's rare that I carry a single obsession for more than a few months.

6. I'm a packrat, bordering on flat out hoarder. Thanks mom and grandmother! -_- I'm trying to break this habit.

7. I'm not very good at keeping a personal schedule. Time management? What's that?

8. I woke up with my foot in a puddle of dry dog puke this morning! X_X!

As for tagging, I know a lot of people won't do it anyway so...Tag! If you want to, you're it!

It's Spring and I've decided to do a little F-List Spring Cleaning. But I'm going to do it a little differently. First of all, if I'm cutting you, I feel that it's because I don't know you and I don't want to feel like I'm spying on you. ^_^;; But you can some back into the fold (or enter for the first time if I've never friended you back) by participating in my little meme. I'm running it like a friending meme rather than a cut list because it just feels more friendly that way XD

Just a reminder for those wanting to be on my list, I complain a lot. I complain about my family a whole bunch. I bitch about a lot of things. That's just how it is. I can also be pretty random. I babble about anime a lot and I tend to post recipes. But mostly, I complain. This is not a fandom journal so much as a me journal. It's all about me, the person. If you're not interested, that's fine. If you're just here for the fics, I've started posting them over at forchancookies, so you can just join the comm and get fics. ^_^

Now, onto the Meme part, here's the form I'd like you to fill out.

What's your name? Can be real name, nickname, or handle.
In a general sense, tell me about your interests. For example "I like j-pop, humorous fanfics, pokemon games and horses."
What kind of shows/movies/books/games are you a fan of?
What, if any, are our fandoms in common?
Do we have anything else in common?
Why do you like reading my journal or why do you want to?
Tell me a random fact about you.
Show me a funny picture.
Now kiss my toes! ...Just kidding ^_^;;

That's the end. Anyway, as you can see, the purpose of this is just to get to know you a little better. I just don't like having "Strangers" on my Friend list. So if you wanna stay or climb on board, fill out my meme. And hey, even if you're not going anywhere, you can fill out the meme for fun. ^_^

>_> Wow...they totally nailed me on the negative ._.

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I knicked this from Bentohead.

I knicked this meme from uuun. I am just incapable of filling int he blanks without blabbering as well x_X Anyway, here it is, go to your music player and fill it out too!

Number of Songs Total: 3758
Total Length of Songs: 244 hours 30 minutes and 42 seconds

Sort by song title
First song: "Libera me" from Hell from the Tengen Toppa Furren Lagann soundtrack The quotations earned it the top spot ^_^;;
Last song: The Nazca soundtrack got delegated last since it's in Japanese ^_^;; aside from that, the last song with a letter is Zoe Jane by Staind

Sort by time
Shortest song: Subtitle from the Genshiken OST; 7 seconds long ^_^;;
Longest song: 1812 Overture; 15:14

Sort by album
First song: (Skipping the blank album songs) Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - "Playback" Excerpts
Last song: Smiling Bomb - Mawatari Matsuko - Yu Yu Hakusho

Sort by artist
First song: (Skipped blank artist >_> Pirated music ^_^;;) The first artist to pop up is Nsync because of then they had that * in front of them name x_x So yeah, *Nsync - Somewhere, Someday (From the first Pokemon soundtrack...I like that soundtrack! x_x)
Last song: The Nazca soundtrack came in last again due to Japanese, alternately more anime music is last Psyche De Psycho by Yusuke Honma from the second GTO Soundtrack

First 10 songs that come up on shuffle
1. Kaze No Hana - Hana*Hana
2. Black Cadillacs - Modest Mouse
3. Cup of Tea - The Verve Pipe
4. Miracle - Vertical Horizon
5. Elm - The Seatbelts
6. Soy - Gipsy Kings
7. Rakutenjou - Saitou Tsuneyoshi
8. Angels - Stroke 9
9. Speeding Cars - Imogen Heap
10. Consumer Whore - Lemon Demon

Search...
"sex" - how many songs come up?: 7
"love" - how many songs come up?: 173 >_>
"you" - how many songs come up?: 557 ^_^;;
"death" - how many songs come up?: 57 Thanks to Death Cab for Cutie