Dark is a Stalker!

An interesting little meme I picked up from Bento.

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero LJ stalking horror - a report by forchancookie. yami_chan is stalking forchancookie yami_chan's REAL name : Hildreth Bennett yami_chan's REAL DOB : 23rd April 1977 Height :167 cm Weight : 58.6 kg yami_chan has dreamt about you : 3 times yami_chan became interested in you : 23rd July 2005 yami_chan's latest dream about you forchancookie is awoken by the heavy breathing of yami_chan who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen. This is how yami_chan describes your relationship behind your back 'We are still friends. I think. I hope. forchancookie told me it was her father's idea to get the restraining order, so we're cool' yami_chan's been stealing stuff from your house too. yami_chan has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you. They've even started modifying their body for you yami_chan has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it'll be a completely different matter. The Police No. calls to the police : 18 times Your Last Call to The Police "I've had enough of this. You know yami_chan, that crazed internet stalker you've been after for the last 6 months, well they've been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house." yami_chan's Police File yami_chan is a callous, heartless young woman who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors. Testimonies about yami_chan thingwraith - A spouse-beating alco 'I always suspected yami_chan was a little weird, but never THIS weird.' lsu_tiger_81 - A hardened ex-crook 'Well well, who would have thought it? yami_chan a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.' lennoxmacbeth - Pig-hustler 'Surprise Surprise, yami_chan's a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.'