Scienlology

Back when Anonymous got pissed at Scientology and Project Chanology was born, I had signed up for the Enturbulation forum with a super secret email address and actually considered going out to protest. I posted in a few threads. I even drove past our local Scientology center! It hides behind a dentist office near a storage center. You'd never know that a den of evil lurks there, unless you think dentists are evil. And ironically enough, Scientology actually preys on dentists, so it makes a freaky sort of sense.

Anyway, I have a super secret forum account leading to super secret email account created just for the occasion with no connection to me. I drove by the den of evil once and I still had my Rhode Island plates at the time. And somehow, some strange way, over a year after my complete lack of involvement, I ended up with a letter in the mailbox telling me I'm a suppressive person. Wat? Fucking looney bin nutballs.

Scienlology Follow Up

Ok, so it's one thing to say "Yo, I just got declared SP by Scientology!" But it's another thing to show it. So here's a scan of my letter to show you how crazy these people really are! There go my chances of joining Tom Cruise's harem. Damn!

( SP Declare Letter )