Famous Chocolate, Infamous Improviser, Same Difference

I watched the pilot episode of Human Target last night. Mom was watching it too, so midway through, I turned off my tv and went down to join here. She wasn't completely invested in it, so she kept getting up and talking to my brother in the kitchen and generally being annoying. She missed what happened at the end of the show and then goes "Wait, how the heck did he get a parachute on a train?"

To which I reply, "He didn't. He made it."

She goes "Oh. He's just like Godiva!"

....

"No, Macgyver. Godiva is chocolate."

"Oh."

Yeah...kinda not the same mom! Kinda not the same.