Give Someone the Clap!

I just finished watching the 6th episode of Moyashimon aka Life of Agriculture. Yes, it's the anime about microbes. Then I stumbled on this link Giantmicrobes.com. They make microbe plushies XD And as I'm looking at them I was like "Hey! This is what I'm gonna get my dad for Christmas!" There are so many choices. I could give him his own personal Scum. But I'm kind of leaning towards the Venereal diseases. While I'm sure that he's already collected a few from her, I have a sick sense of humor. I would love to get in a conversation about gifts with someone and be able to say "Oh yeah? I gave my dad The Clap for Christmas!"