Calorie Count!

[forchancookie]

Ever wonder how many calories are in semen? Yeah, neither did I, but this video will tell you the answer.

Comments

[nekosenpai.livejournal.com]

Ok that's kinda nasty. xDDDDDDDDDD

[forchancookie.livejournal.com]

But now you are informed! If the subject ever comes up, you can tell them the calorie count of spermies!

Now you know! And knowing is half the battle! XD

[nekosenpai.livejournal.com]

I think I'll tell my mom the next time I see her. ^_^

[forchancookie.livejournal.com]

I bet she's thrilled to have such a knowledgeable daughter XD

[nekosenpai.livejournal.com]

Would you believe vulgarity runs in my family? :D?????

[forchancookie.livejournal.com]

Yes. My father sent me the most traumatizing video on accident last week. He was passing it along to his guy friends and somehow clicked me. The video? A lady in latex strapped to a remote control cart/fucking machine that someone drives around in their driveway. *traumatized for life*

[nekosenpai.livejournal.com]

o_O!!!
DO_OD that's fucked up, yo. DDDDDDDDDDx

[forchancookie.livejournal.com]

I know....honestly, it was kinda funny, but not from your dad! X_x

[nekosenpai.livejournal.com]

Uh... yeah. Once when I was younger I got a perverted IM from someone I knew for like half of my life and it scared the crap out of me because I never considered him in that manner, I'd always thought of him like a sibling or uncle or something. Dx

Sometimes my dad says perverted stuff, but my family is full of perversion, so it's not that abnormal anymore.